Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML
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hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.
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supertoasty 7
Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.
imtooshy 18
Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.
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websphere69 27
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well its commendable that she at least tookan interest in what is going on in the neighborhood, although her "yelling" at your parents was unecessary and calling the cops was probably a little over the top, I'm sure when she calls the cops because of the burgerler in your house you will be appreciative of her nosyness....
llama612 27
I'm surprised the cops didn't arrest your neighbour for making a false statement and wasting police time.
alphatoomega 21
TECHNICALLY, the FML doesn't say that they didn't, having ended with her calling them. It's theoretically possible that they did.
rocker_chick105 31
Tookan? Burgerler? Someone who steals burgers?
noncom 12
#15 Thats not an actual crime.
acerredrum 23
51# Actually it very much is, if you make a false police report they can arrest you and considering this was 100% bullshit they could. Especially considering I'd bet my fancy octopus that she has done this before, wasting police time can prevent them from handling important calls and possibly even saving a life so it is a very serious offence when someone makes what they consider prank calls.
Mandybruin 15
You have a fancy octopus? Oooooh! Post pics!
BradTheBrony 19
"I'd bet my fancy octopus" Um, how do I put this...? YES. Just... YES.
Whatapuffchild 23
crazies
joawmeens 7
The Ganja Gangie strikes again!!!
Ace132 20
People really need to learn how to mind their own frigging business
Kalipczo 21
I have a neighbor like that too.. Hey at least your parents took your side and told her to get lost rather than punishing you.
Sandsh8rk 36
At first I thought your parents were going to ground you...
simsgirlgem 25
At least your parents know you never do drugs and Rosey the Nosy neighbor needs to mind her own business
horneyhic 15
Nobody said she doesn't do drugs just that her parents sent the neighbor away she might and her parents might be cool with it
applebramble 22
She must have always disliked you to find a stupid excuse to get you into trouble :/
Mandybruin 15
She's probably a little old lady whose kids never visit her.
Vitualamen 11
What a nosy sod... I had a water vapour cigarette and to be honest I can't think of how it could be mistaken for marijuana. She's got it in for you!
MidnaLink 35
Exactly! I had one of new Vapur Cherry flavoured cigs, and it glowed blue when I used it. No real drug does that.
JFloUnknown 24
You must have never had a 'Geoffrey'..
lwonderful 11
Your neighbor needs to MHOB