Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Top comments
MissMae93 23
You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
MisterMichael 9
Great way to "break" the ice
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Comments (107)
MissMae93 23
You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
Aug1508 9
But now he can take her to the hospital and show her how much he cares! :)
iseyixes 18
Oh no! Everything happens go a reason. Hopefully, you can turn this around and make yourself look awesome. Try taking care of her until her foot is better. Good luck OP.
DynamicDave 11
Now you can tell her you'll buy her a nice dinner to make up for it. This is a great opportunity!
mystical_child 6
#35 thumbs up for Legend of Korra Dp. :)
Subtext 10
Even better, she most certainly didn't run away!
maosquare 18
Cellophane, Mr Cellophane Should've been my name
starman02 12
Noticed him for sure! Hey, he could so use this as an "icebreaker", calling to see how she is doing and what not. Maybe it just might work to both of they're advantages!
Mioko_fml 6
Am I the only one wonder how he ran over her foot with a TRUCK? Why would she be standing so close to a truck, and yet only had her FOOT, not feet but foot, ran over? I'm quite lost here.
fymother 13
That is not how you "get close" to someone
adzz90 16
And that kids is how i met your mother
kasumirock 13
Did anyone notice that he said he's secretly LOVED her for years and she's never noticed him? That's so creepy.
cdncw 20
Exactly my thoughts - If she's never noticed him, they've obviously never spoken. If they've never spoken, how on EARTH can OP be "in love"?!?!?
Synixia 6
Oo..ouch. FHL
M_Rainbow 7
See,when you get the courage,you'll be amazed at how brave you can be.
griffins33 4
#34 Uh what?
rebel_belle1974 5
That'll be a funny story to tell at your wedding. "hey honey remember ......"
wellfuuucckme 7
Wtf who said they were gonna get married ? She Didn't even know who he was until OP ran over her foot !?
dead247 13
It's like the beginning of a romantic comedy of some sort.
Wishez 12
Yep, I'm sure they are getting married now! -.-
Sandman366 6
8: It's a theoretical joke, if they get married they could laugh about it. 3: "Remember that time I had to run over your foot for you to even notice me?"
SenselessPattern 12
#32 Don't explain humor to the peasant folk. Then the comments go from "Thaz maik no senses, ur dummy face" to "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE".
MisterMichael 9
Great way to "break" the ice
LO388 7
And at least now OP can wait on her hand and foot.
loserboii 11
Something was broken, but it definitely wasn't the ice. :P
rebel_belle1974 5
And toes.....
gc327072 31
.... Never gonna run over or desert yoouuu!
EmoSquirrel 7
Maybe not broken ice, but I bet she's gonna need some now.
KaitlynNeal 13
Not the only thing broke
EvilPotato 15
At least she noticed you, right??
EvilPotato 15
I apologize I did not fully read 1's comment, and did not mean to copy him.
MissMae93 23
Wait wait wait. I have the words "miss" and "Mae" in my name, my profile picture is me and my gender is "female". Why am I referred to as "him"?!
dead247 13
Even though potatoes have many eyes, they can not see.
LaughinStock 16
^As an avid potato eater I can confirm this.
RedPillSucks 33
They do tend to scream when you bite into them. It's most disheartening.
soccergurrll 8
Try not to run anyone else over. Or their limbs
person961 9
I don't think that's how you want her to notice you.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Yeah, maybe running her over with a scooter would've been cuter...
richy90255 8
1-You don't say
Elegance 7
It is an equal partnership, right? For your sake, I hope she's driving a small car.
alshygirl 14
It was his car that ran over her foot
fuzz97 23
Next time, 9, please attempt to read the FML before commenting.
TheDrifter 24
9 would be referring to a one for one exchange, wherein op would have his foot run over by her car in retribution.
outoftown 27
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superhumangambit 4
At least she can't use it to kick your ass.
jimblackwell 0
should have noticed you earlier maybe she could have moved out of the way in time haha