Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
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thatguy7 0
That sucks, I hope you can get your money back.
lukewarmocha 0
dang that sucks. knew somebody had to post this though...
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kiit23 0
On the bright side, you can sell those tickets for a LOT more than you paid for them.
kscozz 2
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! MJ WAS A LOSER!! HE PROBABLY GOT THE HEART ATTACK WHILE HE WAS RAPING SOME 4 YEAR OLD BOY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I SAY GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
bluebob13 10
Get a life Freak
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Of all the things said on FML about Jackson, this has got to be my favorite by far xD As for mr #39, seriously? Seriously?! The only people that would find it that big of a deal to buy them would be those who remenber 'Thriller' and 90% of them probably forgot it.. I liked him, and I only kind-of wanted to see him xP
_marissa_ 0
nice try, you ******* asshole. he was actually in the middle of rehearsing for the shows. you sound like a 10 year old, so go play outside or something.
sickinlove13 0
You're a disgusting, disrespectful 14 year old. Go play with your ******* Barbie dolls.
kscozz 2
1) **** you and your barbie dolls, 2) just because i'm 14 duzn't mean i'm dumb, and 3) many guilty men walk free.
Run0rRun 0
#180 U must have no taste in music, Michael is an amazing singer. (R.I.P Michael =( )
blueslushy 0
Thank God MJ always wore that surgical mask! Sure kept away the germs while he was in cardiac arrest! Durr....
lifewithsarah 0
Everyone has to stop saying FYL Michael, it's FYD (death) Michael :P his life is over.. his death was ******.
wrestling49 0
on june 25 2009 every child in america between the ages of 5 and 10 had a sigh of relief. hehe
TheRealStunts 27
I'm sure the whole planet will have an even bigger sigh of relief when you'll stop breathing our air.
jeanniner 0
you can DEFINITELY get the money back. call now to start trying to get it back.
hiddenassassin 0
wow if you really spent that much you would know it wasn't a comeback tour
Yatta_fml 0
You'll obviously get reimbursed for the concert. Your parents can still go to London and have a good time.
gqduck 0
Let's see.. You're most definitely going to get your money back and your parents can put it towards some other amazing thing in London or another part of europe.