Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Busting makes me feel good
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Top comments
mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
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Comments (200)
legresley85 1
Sorry op that would have been embarrassing. If it was an old bra you probably should have thrown it away once it started fraying.If it was a new one however, don't buy a bra from that store again. Hopefully your teacher was understanding.
Shaniquashnaynay_fml 0
Pics or it didnt happen
Nashiq 8
If you don't give him back his stapler, he'll burn the whole place down.
desertpunk75 11
I wish I was talking to you "face to face" when that happened. Oh.....BOING!!!
senor_awesome 14
that wasn't the only bra you own, is it?
bradg20 5
giggity
Silverangel007 3
@16, lmao. big Big Bang Theory fan are you?
jplane 0
Stop wearing bras and you won't have this problem
iloveweed69 7
yeah everyone should not wear clothes in general
crablegs 2
I'm sure a majority of the men and a small percentage of the women present will remember it as the best class ever
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Either that bra was really cheap or it was too small for you. Bras are like clothes, you know - don't wear them too small thinking it'll make you look better. It doesn't, it makes you look stupid when a steam rips or a bra bursts apart in the middle of class and you have no alternative but to staple it back together.