Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
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Comments (200)
wittygirl 8
So.. You burst your bra. Uh hunh,was it a new bra or some old one that's thread bare, because if a staple can keep them up I doubt you got that big boobs. Sounds to me you need to keep up the new bra cycle a little bit more.
ntiger8705 2
Well ur just dumb. Doesn't your school have a principals office or nurse or.....other women teachers??? How about a safety pin from home ec class?? U could have asked to b excused and taken care of it that way. He was not ur only resource u wanted him to know. Go sit down with this foolishness.
xoxoemo22 5
This happened to me!! I was wearing a 12 A (I'm a 10 C ) and I was giving a speech and next second my bra broke And what was bad my shirt button fell off too so I had my boobs nearly hanging out in English .. -.-
eminemop 0
If you were a 10 C, why were you wearing a 12 A?!
marinus_fml 20
Pics or it didn't happen... *Bad poker face*
CharliesCool2084 8
If you were a 10A then your boobs weren't exactly 'hanging out'.
chlorinegreen 27
More like screaming "let me out"
stariee1997 16
The last time I checked, the point of a bra was for support, not for covering them up (barely)?
alfred07 18
Bras can be expensive and when womens bra sizes go up they can't always afford to get better fitting ones right away.
justalilrandom2 4
Alfred, the price only tends to vary from normal to very busty bras, not two cup sizes... If you'd ever seen what's under them you may learn a thing or two.
Justy101 23
Alfred, you do realise you don't grow two cup sizes overnight, right?
cheesendouche 1
oh u have no taste darlin just put up a pic or it didn't happen
GenaALazer 22
It depends on were you get them. You can buy one for 20 dollars (10 if on sale) or at the more expensive places for 200 dollars. But it is hard to find the right size, even if you only go 2 sizes up.
glittercookies 12
I'm a DD. And I can tell you right now that if you don't buy the proper bra size to support you when you're smaller, then you're going to ruin the shape and health of your breasts when they go up a size. Doesn't matter what age you are, sometimes breasts grow out of no where.
dreamer9614 3
She was actually only wearing one size too small. A 12A is the same as a 10B. Still not a good idea, but I know a lot of girls who buy one size too small for more 'push up'. As stupid as that is bc buying a band size up or a cup size down alone is bad for your breasts and looks bad, not to mention doing both. I've actually done this though when I needed a white bra and didn't have one for the night, and this didn't and has never happened to me. And I normally wear a 32 DD and was wearing a small 34 B. I'd invest in better bras guys. Even walmart's aren't that cheaply made.
zed34 18
Stfu and get off hear
le_troll 0
Mmmmm boobs.
GypsyRover 0
Ok ok. No big deal,so her bra busted. Let's have a look at what the bra was working with. That way we can properly decide if you deserve it,or that life sucks for you. ;-) And for the people who monitor my comments,take a look at what's made the FML list! Most of my comments arnt half as bad as what I'm commenting on. Sorry to put this here op,but it needed to be said so they would read it. Smart thinking with the stapler. :-)
CharliesCool2084 8
At least your friend didn't deliberately undo yours.
pdp_fml 21
You always need a back up bra dear. Hahaha!
Enslaved 38
Time to go shopping for some new bras. Hopefully you'll get sturdier ones.
cheesendouche 1
ydi! seriously? pssh that is either made up or ur dumber than most of the retards I know. coulda just slipped it off and put it in ur desk. I never wear a bra it's false advertising anyway. fy incredibly boring stupid life.
kims0706 10
If you don't wear a bra the your boobs have prob already passed your knees...
Rocky007 15
Stapler? Was he out all out of duct tape?