Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
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Comments (200)
happenedtome666 0
Well if it was like what happened to me it was because I guess I washed it too much or my boobs magically grew it was a victorias secret bra $65 not cheap and only a month old
general58 2
you must have some tig ole bitties!
awsome1777 4
At least ya nvm that's pretty bad
mrlopez 13
Get your boobs checked. It might be getting bigger.
gkdine18 1
Anatomy class? Perfect specimen!
bellebirdbella 2
Sounds like either a cheap bra or a girl who is incapable of dressing herself correctly. Either way she has no self respect.
teapotwoman 2
Wardrobe malfunctions can happen even to the best of us. It looks like you're the one with no respect, making bitchy comments to someone you don't even know. Insecure much?
klfhorses 4
I've had a bra burst at work... I know how it feels. I was embarrassed. yes I have big boobs but asking my head cashier to slip away to fix my bra (holding a stapler, safety pin, rubber band, and a paper clip) was not what I had in mind as flashy. I bent down one day and it bust. I felt like freaking mcgyver.
iluvyous143 0
Go to Victoria secret
kiss_1214 17
Lol one day my bra randomly unhooked during P.E so I went up and had to rehook it in the bathroom. My teacher laughed uncontrollably . She's also a girl.
captainTexas84 0
pfftt... bras... who needs 'em?