Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
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Comments (200)
GenaALazer 22
get a bra in your right size.
DrMime 10
But 'off' isn't a size!
Suchagoonnn 4
Get a bra in your right size, brah
wannabesinger 16
That isn't necessarily the problem. A few years ago I bought a front-clasp bra that was the same size as all my other bras - and I've been sized multiple times. One day in class I arched my back to stretch and the clasp snapped apart. I just ended up grabbing a safety pin from the art room and fixing it myself. Never again will I buy a front-clasp bra.
Phyre24 17
Dude, you're depriving the lonely single men of one of their only joys by giving her that advice.
cadillacgal79 32
since I'm only 13 and not quite done with puberty, I'm stuck with sports bras. Because I happen too be a 36A and they don't make that size. 34 chest size is to small and b-cup is to big.
lindora 35
Buy a better bra next time?
Yodaevil 4
I'd have to go with no on that. Obviously the epicness of her breasts cannot be contained... Therefore they should be left free to bounce around in the wild like god intended.
hoonyer 17
i second that motion
kewlkate 9
I think that a bigger bra is in store for her future.
hjanelle14 2
don't buy that Victoria's Secret shit! in never works! it never does!
Ducky_N_Ozzies 6
I had a strapless bra and all the straps came off and fell to the floor while i was downtown. It was terrible i dont know how 3 strap buckles can come undone
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
your strapless bra had straps? thats AMAZING!
danni218 1
ha yea I think she ment hooks
benmec 18
Yeah I think she meant she's a HOOKER...
flockz 20
sometimes, when i'm alone, i sit in the corner of a room in complete silence and darkness and pretend i'm a carrot.
vicky_reoow 1
LOUIS IS THAT YOU ?!?!
KatieKupcake4195 9
Damn. I hate it when the straps come off my strapless bras :(
Marifer98 7
I think she meant she originally had straps on her bra but they fell off so it is now strapless
rockyraccoon28 8
Sometimes 'strapless' bras come with clear plastic straps that you can unhook and reattach. they're pretty flimsy, so I think that might be what she means. I've had one break on me before.
DrMime 10
"Oh no! My bra that holds my big busty **** up has broke! Oh teacher what ever will I do?!?!" -"....." Paramedic: he died from a massive heart attack, while smiling...
PYLrulz 17
The first half of that sounds like something from the start of a bad porno
BritLass 15
This made me chuckle :D
hoonyer 17
to me it sounds more like the start of a good porno ;)
AnthonyN 5
Giggity
94yhy 8
I guess you were bursting with excitement in that class.
94yhy 8
I guess that class had you bursting with excitement.
DrMime 10
So much so that if they made a movie about the boys in that class it would be called "The Fappening".
Blacksabbath211 9
I wonder where this school is located, cuz this could possibly be The Miracle on 34th street;)
Jewnut 0
Replace your bras more often. But A+ on not giving a shit
DrMime 10
No I believe your thinking of a 'D', double 'D' to be exact!
yahoowizard 16
Well, A+ sums up her grade in the class after this "accident"
DrMime 10
Sextra credit?
Suchagoonnn 4
Replace your bras more often, brah
flockz 20
if you were stranded in an apocalyptic world where you were the last remaining human, fighting everyday to survive on what little scraps you can, would you worry about a bra? No you wouldn't. that applies here. just take it off.
stariee1997 16
Actually it might be a distraction because running without a bra on hurts..
flockz 20
but the bewbies.......
Yodaevil 4
A lil pain? Deal with it! If you had a bra on, that would be easy to grab and hold onto. It wouldn't rip or shred like a shirt... The evil demon zombies would be able to reel you in. Free boobs saves lives....
ottyscays 5
Your a ******* idiot!
SweetPerfectionn 3
You're*
FR05TY 9
Boobs? ME GUSTA
eminemop 0
So... You're complaining about having big boobs?
seriouslythat 6
31 she might have a small bra as well.
eminemop 0
This is true. Though I don't understand why someone would wear a smaller size than they are (look 3 comments down).