Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
darknova131 4
Call me
jc95sd 3
More like for life... All 3 of those games are better than sex by themselves. ;)
sugarbear0727 19
My ex played CoD, and we both played wow. We had sex pretty often.
oNisao 21
You can play with him and have fun together :D
xXxSPAZxXx 2
Replace your boyfriend with a toy
1Dfangirl 21
Aww haha
sweetpea_11 2
Before I commented this had 666 comments. Your welcome for saving your soul.
scarygurl 8
don't bag Skyrim. it's literally the best game there is beside assassins creed
xer096 7
Pussy>video games. Even as a MASSIVE gaming nerd, these people baffle me
Paksenarrion 24
As a female gamer her met her gamer boyfriend through an online game I would say this is unacceptable. We both have our shared games to play and our solo games we play and can get really into. Part of a relationship is making time for each other. If this behavior is not discussed and a resolution met that both parties can agree to then perhaps it wasn't meant to be. I understand this FML was posted years ago so I don't know what you ended up doing. To anyone out there who may read this, don't let this behavior continue or other FML's about gamer bf's/husbands not taking their gf/wives to the hospital when their water breaks or some other emergency may become a reality for you.