Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
HTJ226 0
Just a month or 2 try 5. Idk y ppl think those games r addicting anyways
TheRVD420 2
That's what you get for dating a WoW nerd!
XD_D_SHITE 0
skyrim? youll be lucky if he puts the controller down to piss let a lone have sex with you
201019tony89 0
Dump his ass
Amk2467 1
OMG seriously? Those games are amazing, try playing with him and then youll be getting laid for sure!! Theyre really great games by the way, ESPECIALLY MW3-- Skyrim is just like fallout! And i dont play WoW so that one your on your own. LOL
angrytaco39 3
ha! you wish it was just a month or two
emilyfreeman 0
I feel it. :( same here
shadow_master96 3
He'll stop playing once he takes an Arrow to the Knee
Missmeryssa 0
Story of my life hunny
b0j4ck 1
Sounds like you're too used to boys who don't know what real life is like. Go find yourself a man!