Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Mom
United States
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Slightly homophobic, but OK…
Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
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kcpestwick 15
He should get a shirt saying 'I'm an asshole'
IndicaPaincakes 28
Can he get a shirt saying "I'm a guy"?
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Comments (77)
patrickalamo 48
Dude!
vikky538 29
time yo be single again...
oooohmygosh 8
Write "I'm gay" on his forehead in permanent marker.
plunkit 6
Wow, that's a good way to get shot.
kingdomgirl94 29
If you'd shoot someone for something like that, you need to reassess why being called gay makes you so uncomfortable.
buckdharma 38
Maybe him wearing the "I'm a girl" shirt would be more believable.
Musik_Junkie 7
If he doesn't really like you for you then he's a dumbass and you shouldn't have someone negative in your life
pookiebear1001 13
OMG that's horrible! That's just not right :(
meegal 12
I'm sorry to hear that but I could understand his side. Do you not look feminine? That could be the problem. Maybe you have a boy haircut? Dress like a boy? That could explain the confusion.
LowExpectations 30
What if OP's boyfriend is metrosexual and dresses very flamboyant?
meegal 12
Then that's an issue too. He should dress more like a boy. Boys should be boys, girls should be girls. Simple as that honestly.
rocker_chick23 27
Sorry, I am not going to stop wearing tee-shirts and jeans without wearing make up because a misogynist on FML is stuck in the 50's.
KiaKarma 11
Get one that says "I'm a guy" and wear it every time you two go out in public. What an asshat!
nix1993 41
Buy him a shirt saying "I'm Single"
am_bugg 20
Isn't it his job to stick up for you when people say stuff like that ?