Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
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Jen_J_the_J 0
if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)
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Comments (234)
HanaxD 0
That's cute. Maybe he didn't have enough money to take you to a fancy restaurant but didn't want to cancel the date.
TheComputerGuy96 16
What's the FML??? McDonald's is awesome!!!
phillywilly93 0
Did you think he was going to propose or something? Haha
daemonsparta 16
there is an fml of being proposed to at mcds
nyx_engel 0
It's cute, sounds like he was trying to make the most of what money he had to spare.
tatiianah_fml 0
wow at least he took you somewhere and if he though it was special then apreciate it!!
tori95 0
i think thats funny, i'd laugh if my boyfriend did that
krizznitch20 0
he's gotta b black.. just sayn
IDigSmartLadies 0
Today, I wanted to surprise my wonderful girlfriend. I don't have much money, but I still wanted to show her how special she is. I asked her on a surprise date and got dressed up in the tux we bought for my cousin's wedding last year. Since I just spent a lot on Christmas buying here a matched necklace and earring set (with real diamonds!), I don't have a lot of money, so we went to McDonalds. I hoped that my asking her on a surprise date and getting dressed up would impress her. It didn't. FML.
Nadsel 0
This made me sad :(
JustCyanide 0
Ditto :(
corme_fml 0
ToT
fmlstalker 0
you should have pretended that you are foreigners or rich people who will eat at Mcdonald's for the first time and turn heads to your table. stop whining because what you expected didn't happen. FYL for not having a sense of humor.
morphinex 0
at least he dressed up!
omgkittenslol 0
This is the classic way to get a girl to break up with you. A guy who wants out of a relationship, but doesn't want to be the one to do it (for whatever reason - breaking her heart, upsetting all of her friends, etc.) will make a dick move (take her to McD's when she's all dressed up and expecting something nice) so she gets angry and breaks up with him. This has been done soo many times.
pasiphae9 5
Really? Well damn, I'd think it was hilarious and probably love him all the more. Though I'd like to think my bf could break up with me face to face like a real man if he wanted out. Seriously, if she's going to break up with him for this, then she's a materialistic bitch.
Darkhumor 0
no, she's going to get all passive-aggressive-sulky about this and post it on fml and whine about it to everyone in earshot for the drama So she's a crazy whiney emo tweenage materialistic bitch