Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
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Grauncho 27
Save a plant. Eat a rock.
Welshite 40
You roast vegetarians on a spit over an open fire? At least they'll be low fat.
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Comments (150)
RedPillSucks 33
Tell him to shove a carrot up his ass.
Bluelephant88 5
Well are you one of those vegetarians that criticize others for not being one(making faces while they eat counts)? Or is he the kind of guy who makes fun of people who don't eat meat(you don't make friends with salads)? Either wayI don't think it will work out with you nd maybe it's best to find someone who accepts you as you are or someone you will accept
blackpuddle 30
I went vegetarian because my body won't digest meat correctly. I quite honestly do not enjoy my meatless existence. That being said, my boyfriend who literally keeps a pile of meat in our fridge at all times has no problems with it. In fact he'll be like hey try this fruit/veg etc while we are at the store because it's high in some sort of nutrient I could use. Is your boyfriend worried because you're not eating healthy? Or is he just being a dick about the whole vegetarian thing?
kn1ghtf1re 2
One simple solution: BACON!
natywantspeace 7
Hahahahahahahahahahaha what an ignorant
JanisEvans 10
I'm with him on that one.
Void_Designs 7
It means you are not sucking his "meat" enough
Raykyogrou03 12
Eat some meat then!
BAIR117 3
Reverse Onision.
molliciousj 19
He may have a good point though, I've seen A LOT of vegans get really sick because you're depriving your body of essential proteins. That can very well be looked at as an eating disorder. Maybe he's not as stupid as the post makes him sound, he may just be concerned. Good boyfriend.