Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
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Tripartita 45
No need to worry, OP; there's plenty to do while clubbing besides dancing (and eventually having sex) with strangers. You can also drink (and eventually have sex) with strangers, use the filthy restrooms (and eventually have sex) with strangers, and listen to terrible music (and eventually have sex) with strangers.
Nats4444 11
That is not okay, OP, and don't let the comments here normalize this behavior by saying it's okay if he hasn't given you a reason to believe he's a cheater or tell you to trust him. You have a valid reason to be concerned.
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Comments (24)
LEbleuDESreves 10
just tell him you were qbout to do the dame with jour bffs, see how hé react to that
ProperPengTing 15
If he's putting them before you, let him.go.
clane_0000 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well then, go kill his mates jk
ArmyVet1 16
I would tell him that There are some things that are just not acceptable and I have been I your shoes. My man is still bffs with the Asshole, but there's no way in Hell any club night's or any of that is happening now.
Poultron 2
If you trust him, then there's nothing to worry about. If you don't trust him, then why are you still with him? If he's going to cheat he'll do it where-ever he is, away or at home.
gavanator127 8
Hope everything turns out alright OP. And sorry your boyfriend seems to have such bad friends.
SlapAnAsian70 7
Story of my life