Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
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Top comments
bonsaiboy26 1
Your boyfriend needs to be your ex boyfriend, and he needs to go to dinner alone. As for you my dear you need to hold your head high and your middle finger higher.
teague95 16
How thoughtful of him
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Comments (120)
pbol9876 6
Show up, eat expensive then leave
lux0rd 18
Agree to go to dinner with him as long as he pays and order all the most expensive things then leave.
trey1414 4
Get the most expensive stuff and ten excuse yourself to the bathroom then ditch him.
advicegiver9 5
At least he remembered...?
greeneyebeauty9 28
look on the bright side. he could have wasted the date with someone else.
dennis96411 12
At least he's considerate throughout the process!
sandyclaus 15
Definitely go to the anniversary dinner. Be prepared with an exit strategy that happens after the food is ordered and before the bill comes, and leave him with it.
shamrockgal 4
Order the lobster and a bottle of the finest champaign, ditch him just before desert (and the bill) arrives.
kelseymill124 0
As long as he pays, it's all good!
greeneye_fml 12
Don't go, he might be planning a dine and dash. Just say you'll go and let him sit there alone like the loser he is.