Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
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bonsaiboy26 1
Your boyfriend needs to be your ex boyfriend, and he needs to go to dinner alone. As for you my dear you need to hold your head high and your middle finger higher.
teague95 16
How thoughtful of him
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Comments (120)
isamisis 9
That's stupid of him. Be sure to order the most expensive items.
loohoozuuhuur 13
Feast away :-) Make sure he doesn't go to the 'toilet' and leave you with the bill... and dump the sucker whilst eating your desert. Good luck OP!
firefly319 7
I think the majority agrees that you should order the most expensive food & alcohol and either enjoy it then leave before the bill or wait for if to get to the table and then go. Just whatever you do, don't let him go to the bathroom/make a call/etc. It would really suck if it backfired. Sorry OP.
MrsAlexander83 10
I would pretend like its still on and let him sit and wait for you. After 15 minutes of him being there, send him a Text that you are running late and to just go ahead and order you something. Stick it to him one last time. Oh make sure to tell him you want an alcoholic beverage too bc those can be pricey. Agh what the heck--tell him to make it a good bottle of wine bc you plan on having great breakup sex. Instead of going to meet him--go out with your girlfriends!!
Spyderbane 10
Go, order expensive including the most expensive wine. Order drinks for people at random tables. Then when food arrives toss the wine in his face and yell "you want to do what with a donkey". Then leave.
Scars_fml 4
Looking forward for Op's reply update.
mariebc123 7
That's when you tell him you will meet him there and kindly don't show up :)
Jjaro 7
I know this has now last, but I hope you didn't go! What an asshole.
chashem 17
That's a douche thing to say. You better order a very expensive meal
janro72 10
better than canceling them though. it gives you a chance to redeem yourself and maybe win him back