Today, my boyfriend told me he likes to do things the old-fashioned way, and that he wouldn't propose to me without my father's blessing. My dad died 3 years ago, and he knows it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I think my boyfriend of 5 years is going to propose soon. He told me he was thinking about it last year, and spoke to his parents, who said they wouldn't attend the wedding as "It's not their thing." My dad passed away in November and I don't talk to my mum, so I have no one to be excited with and share the news. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
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Top comments
dtupton98 7
tell him you like the old fashion way too, tell him you want to wait until you're married until you have sex's again.
GetIt23 8
Hopefully you have a step father and he meant him
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Comments (83)
worldclassrager 41
Either he is having a really wacky way to break up with you or take him to your fathers grave and then the wind will give the blessing...
sofitina 20
Your boyfriend is very rude for saying that.. That's either a sign he's not for you or maybe you have a step father and he meant him. I advise you to leave him if there is no step father, though.. Best of luck.
RpiesSPIES 27
So people immediately forget about necromancy, COME ON, PEOPLE! This guy is a f*ing keeper; willing to risk his life to ask evil spirits to speak to your father from beyond the grave.
lesley3r3 22
I see what you're trying to do here but NO
kev1029 22
The question would then go to the grandfather
ethan_unoxx 29
so sorry to hear your dad died. you got a step dad
Eruana 6
Maybe he plans on using a ouiji board or a psychic or something. Geez women these days *sarcastic eye roll*
hopingforluck 10
I think you should slap him in his face. thats rude thing to say. Its time to move on
Zanquis 22
So just remind him that doing it the old fashioned way also included no sex before marriage.
CupOfCoffee 14
That's a sick joke, OP. Your boyfriend is an inconsiderate prick. I've seen a few good suggestions pass, so I suggest you combine them all. FYL
Queen_of_Night 20
He's a dick... It's better that you move on OP.