Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
That's pretty damn low to use a relative's death like that as an excuse just to not have to be with you for a day. And was he foolish enough to think you'd never find out later? I'm not a complete fan of "dump him" but I don't really like your boyfriend OP
jaylaufers 13
Maybe it was his other grandma?
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Comments (109)
SpearD 4
Was it his other grandma?
lovecrazy12 14
Why wouldn't you go with him to the funeral?
Takainthemachine 0
As his girlfriend shouldn't you have been suspicious when he didn't ask you to accompany him?
Llamacod 11
HOLY JESUS !! It's a miracle
Ottokiller 3
Even if it was his other grandma, his mom probably would have been at the funeral if he was telling the truth
faithlessSheep 5
think on the bright side, atleast he wasn't hanging out with other girls
guemarez 9
I want to know why you didn't go with him to the funeral. Some girl friend you are.
shaggan 6
Sounds like my homie lol
Timothy_McKenzie 5
Seems like you don't live far from me... my (now-ex) girlfriend's excuse a couple of months ago was "helping a friend to study for his exams".
deathbydaniel 9
It's a Christmas Miracle!