Today, a friend admitted that the reason I got the nickname Axl is because I was an A cup with XL underwear. I guess I should be called Axxl now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, I came to the unsettling realisation that the 2XL jacket that was originally 3 sizes too big for me is now a perfect fit. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I was told by this creeper in my grade who I don't talk to ever that I have the same bra size as Megan Fox. He was right. I have no idea how he knows my bra size. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Hi, I'd like to apply for friendship." "Sure thing! Just fill out this form asking for bra and underwear size." "Uh, okay. What will this be used for?" "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it *looks down*, Axl."
Welshite 40
Get a padded bra and you'll be Bxxxl. I'm sure it'll be a great nickname once people succeed at pronouncing it.
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Comments (22)
Ultimate_Batman 28
weird
Steve115s 7
That sucks
Mauskau 36
Maybe you stop sharing your underwear sizes with people.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I mean if it's with some close friends, I don't see a problem with it. OP don't feel discouraged, just means you got a lot of junk in your trunk, which lots of girls would love. You're beautiful no matter what size you are. :)
False_Stupidity 42
I'd certainly hope the OP doesn't have a junk in their trunk #8 considering they're female. (the icon next to OP's name or if you don't have one, the fact they wear a bra should be a clue here)
SassySlytherin 16
junk in the drunk means ass
SassySlytherin 16
totally just noticed i said drunk and not trunk. ill show myself out.
gatorclay97 28
Honestly that's pretty funny.
Welshite 40
Get a padded bra and you'll be Bxxxl. I'm sure it'll be a great nickname once people succeed at pronouncing it.
Tripartita 45
And if she loses enough weight to wear small underwear too… actually, that'd be BS.
Lalala579121 28
Or she could become a doctor and be BM.
Tripartita 45
If she were to go from an XXL to an S, she'd pass M at some point too.
dubby21 19
Some friends you got there OP :/
Tripartita 45
"Hi, I'd like to apply for friendship." "Sure thing! Just fill out this form asking for bra and underwear size." "Uh, okay. What will this be used for?" "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it *looks down*, Axl."
RichardPencil 32
Bad luck with the location of your fat deposits. If it went to your boobs, they wouldn't call you names. They'd just call you.
neuronerd 29
I mean, I know it's mean of me to say, but that is rather unfortunate. I guess being DM is why I get people trying to slide into my DMs.
Janetemokid 13
People always have something to say. Dont let it get to you op because Im sure youre pretty inside and out.
RavenousRiley 2
How the hell would you know that? Maybe she's not..
bulletsinthewind 21
That's really not cool of your friends. Especially because they're supposed to be your friends. Don't let them get to you. There will always be people who like to talk shit around, and someone will unfortunately always have something to say. No matter the size of your boobs, or your underwear. You just can't let it get to you.