Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
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Top comments
Bunbu 8
Um. You look like a Korean **** star who's gotten lots of plastic surgery. That's a huge ******* compliment.
vvtumblesbee 0
actually, most american-borns don't get it... it really is a korean thing. 76% of korean women in their 20's and 30's have undergone plastic surgery; most have been for double eyelids. 25% of korean mothers with daughters ages 12-16 have suggested plastic surgery to their daughters. 28.5% of korean job-seekers get plastic surgery as a means of faring better in the job market.
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Comments (43)
Jellobomb 5
I live in Korea ATM, all the **** is blocked.
gingergiggles 4
She said you look like a korean pornstar with work done. Thats a huge compliment, you must be hot as ****.
corocoro 30
Korean plastic surgeons know what they're doing - it's a compliment and should be taken as one.
nicholasj96 9
Why tf do you care ?
charlotteel 11
Might wanna delete your search history
murphey13 9
Fake.
Vulcan4420 0
She knows the name of a **** star from her country…?
PapaBear191 4
Well i think i know this pornstar xD