Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
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Top comments
Bunbu 8
Um. You look like a Korean **** star who's gotten lots of plastic surgery. That's a huge ******* compliment.
vvtumblesbee 0
actually, most american-borns don't get it... it really is a korean thing. 76% of korean women in their 20's and 30's have undergone plastic surgery; most have been for double eyelids. 25% of korean mothers with daughters ages 12-16 have suggested plastic surgery to their daughters. 28.5% of korean job-seekers get plastic surgery as a means of faring better in the job market.
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Comments (43)
Hich17 0
Why does your boyfriend's mom know her **** stars?
TibAtSchool 0
I'd take this as a compliment! It means that without trying, you have the body of a **** star and a perfect face. :]
jesusiswithme 0
Koreans don't get plastic surgery. Only Americans who want war think that. I heard they blame Israel for Bush getting into office twice.
wRIPPERw 23
There are two Koreas. North and south. Obviously, this **** star is from South Korea.
xfmylifexxx 0
damn shes a bitch. im korean too. and i would never say that :/
citygirlnomore 0
well..maybe this "celebrity" used to be a **** star and his mom didnt know...? #23 er ..koreans do get plastic surgery but not all of them. just like americans and people from other countries also get plastic surgeries? i lived in korea and have a lot of korean friends out of which 3 had surgery but u cant really call it plastic surgery cuz yea its just the eyelid thing..really simple and anyway, most of my korean friends naturally have double eyelids so they don even have to do it... not all koreans do plastic surgery! just like americans or whatever get nose jobs all the time but not all of them
kimme_doll 0
i would still take that as a compliment.
Littlemuffinbox 6
it seems kinda like a compliment, you know. She's saying you look good enough to be a **** star, and that someone had surgery so they could look like you. Be happy :)
megamandude455 10
ew
blo0_starZz 0
agreed. ppl need 2 b more open-minded >.o
fuzzywazzy012 0
At least u dont look like ugly betty or something