Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
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cutycat136 28
I think it's time to call him up and end it op.
erin55378 17
I'm sorry OP ): time to find someone who will want you and only you!!
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Comments (60)
_kyleG_ 34
Well, it sounds like your boyfriend's mom did you a favor. Try to have some faith in the opposite gender still, not all of us are complete asses!
iAlissa 34
You've probably heard this already, but you're dating an asslord. I'm so sorry, OP
1dvos_grl3 21
Asslord is new.
iAlissa 34
I was going to say fucklord but it seemed... Too fitting
TheOrangeOfLife 7
That sucks, OP. You win some, you lose some, you don't need someone like that in your life, now, people are going to see him for who he really is. Stay strong, OP!
meleelastyles 10
Every problem has the potential to be a solution in disguise, OP! :-) Don't settle for someone who doesn't respect you enough to show a little patience. Better to find this out earlier rather than later too!!
bettyc4 26
While you're 300 miles away it can still hurt. Find someone better.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I'm sorry your boyfriend is a slutmuffin, OP. I know it's a harsh way to find out, but be glad his true colors showed through, although they are not so bright.
buttcramp 21
slutmuffin, brilliant. lol
Kristen320 21
I hope you mean EX boyfriend
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Dang that's harsh OP that you found out that way.
brvnnx 18
Call his ass up and end it. I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
cheeeksss 29
I ******* hate cheaters. How hard is it to just be loyal these days?
Zarcissa 34
I'm thinking that too. I wish I could punch cheaters in the face so hard that their teeth would fall out.