Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML
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slushpup9696 12
It's not about the ring...
Breeneefml12 0
why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.
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Comments (295)
BlackCloudedSldr 5
At least you know you're not dating or marrying an idiot. He's basically right. Cheap but right.
Starquake24 0
My guess is your boyfriend payed attention in chemistry. +1 for him.
friek1996 1
If you truly loved him u wouldnt be upset. Snobby snobby
skullofdarkness 18
BRILLIANT!!! Why didn't I think of that...?
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's awesome, actually. FYL for being so shallow.
_highandlow 5
If you loved him you wouldnt be so picky or snippy. You're an ass and you don't deserve him.
Skepticaalx 11
really? I wouldnt care what my bf proposes to me with in all honesty even if it's a haribo ring! Love him to pieces would be happy that he wants to spend his life with me!
Dilwann 27
Agreed. The important part is that he proposed, not what he proposed with.
Termanator141 12
at least he is smart
whogivesafuck88 10
You said no, right?
0h_Boy 26
Good point. Can't argue logic, can you?