Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Comments (186)
kolas22 4
That's rough you found a winner haha.
Snookie85 19
That totally sucks! Some boyfriend!!!!
chelseaaababyyy 17
delete him out of your life(:
bahaha_8D 1
Oh my gawd my boyfreind was being that way too! but i eventually coerced him into it haha
Fiskerz 0
We went on one date.. We aren't bf and gf yet
cybermolly10 7
Say it with me people: He's just not that into you!
bubo_fml 11
I did the same thing w/ my girlfriend & nuked my FB acct. Now, my happiness comes solely from anonymously posting comments on FML...FML...
madaoxsan 9
1) hand...if he was really that embarassed to admit he was dating you that's a problem... 2)he might be two-three-or-even-four-timing you via the net or something. ALSO, though. you really don't need to validate your relationship on fb...unless 1) is true. Either way, talk to him...and get to the root of what it is..it'll be obvious either way...and then just be like FMR(elationship).
ShealaBoBayla 0
That happened to me too.
elementalz 2
Facebook is gay anyways I wuldnt put it on there either it's a waste of time