Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
Um. For two years and you still didn't know he was that much of a geek? good job paying attention. you fail
CleanSheets 0
Pft, I'm jeluz D: Star Wars is the shit
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Comments (146)
ermkrmr 0
awww.. atleast he tried?
DaveTheBrave20 0
lol ur not a fan of star wars then if you put this as a fml
xJordieeBearhhx 0
hahahhahahahahh nerd.
Smarties49 0
thats cool :P lol jk dump the nerd
dkent6251 0
its time to find a new jeteye.!! and dont give me crap if i spelt jeteye wrong i dont watch starwars(because its gay) i got it off family guy. haha
secerodylan1 0
lucky freakin duck!!! you should be happy!
Bridget615 0
Are u kidding id probably b the one to drag my boyfreind there...and dont knock star wars bitch...it the greatest ****** thing to hit pop culture
clm123455 14
Not everyone has the same opinion as you.
Glockinator 2
I wouldn't have been bummed on this!!! That would have been amazing.
clm123455 14
Use the force... To get yourself outta there!(:
Harle 24
I WOULD OF KILLED TO BE THERE