Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
Um. For two years and you still didn't know he was that much of a geek? good job paying attention. you fail
CleanSheets 0
Pft, I'm jeluz D: Star Wars is the shit
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Comments (146)
jpest17 5
get with somone who dosent like nerd things and grow a pair, of ovaries, you call ur Zelda a woman! ha I typed ur self but it cam out Zelda some how, mlia
pluralbusted 0
pimp
4toestatue 7
what if they met each other in a similar convention? isn't that romantic? after that a sex roleplay with princess Lea and Han Solo would be great.
Stalker191 0
Be thankful it wasn't Star Trek
thelovelykira 0
Aw, I think its cute :3 Even though I love Star Trek more >.> But I get why its a FML. He said somewhere romantic, a Star Wars convention isnt exactly romantic...Cool and fun, but not romantic.
jordanshawt 0
atleaat he took you somewhere. star wars isn't that bad either.
NatalieGreenleaf 0
I happen to love Star Wars, and would love to go to a convention! Different strokes, I guess...
rachs1161 0
I would totally love that lol, don't complain :P
linebacker42 0
kashyyyk sorry, grammar nazi myself
rawrineedcandy 0
so star wars in awesome!!