Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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KaylaKiwified 0
I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?
too_much_fun 0
But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?
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Comments (373)
Anders_A 0
Wow. You must have been a severely spoiled kid. Getting angry at people for giving you the "wrong" presents. What the **** is up with that bullshit?
MdChaos 0
well at least you showed your true psycho bitch colors before he proposed, i would have dropped your ass right there. stuck up spoiled bitch
Antonohlin 0
YOU ******* BITCH!!!!!
Aziraphale_fml 0
Whether he forgot you had an allergy or not, it was still a nice thought. Which you wrecked because you're so precious you think it's OK to trash presents that you don't like or are "wrong" in some way. Your parents dragged you up, you silly spoilt bitch.
KarmaLanding 0
Here's to hoping he broke up with you, you Prima Dona bitch.
Bunbu 8
You're a bitch. I hope he dumps you.
JazzProphet 0
He actually put a ring in food? That's stupid. Gold is probably the softest metal there is. Soft enough to make a bite mark in. =_=
xmagster 0
my guess is that it was mold that you break open, so the "chocolate candy" was hollow on the inside... but I digress. This whole situation is pretty dumb..
jojomcfarlane 0
A lot of this site's votes on whether FYL or YDI confuse me. That includes this FML. Yes, you just destroyed your wedding ring, but he was careless enough to put it somewhere we're you'd sooner destroy it than find it. FYL. FYL hard.
kaonashi_fml 0
Bitch. One of my friends is allergic to nuts, and no-one remembers it, not even her parents. She doesn't mind at all. And so shouldn't you. You should, instead of getting all bitchy and angry with him, nicely thank no to the chocolate because you're allergic, and he would probably say something along the lines of "there's a surprise in it. Just break it open".
Sacch2010 0
#225, it's not hard to remember someone's allergic to something. It's not HER fault that her boyfriend wasn't thinking and was really careless. Lighten the **** up. I would have been miffed if I was allergic to anything if I was given food I was allergic to. FYL, OP. I hope you and your boyfriend work it out. :C