Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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KaylaKiwified 0
I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?
too_much_fun 0
But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?
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GreenAlbatross 3
I have yet to see such things myself, though I have searched. And thus I stand corrected. I apologize for my misinformation.
lmaoatyourlife 0
I don't see why people are calling her a 'stupid bitch', if your partner brought you something that you were allergic too you wouldn't then keep it for yourself, or give it to them for the simple reason that they forgot about something that could possibly KILL YOU. If anything, he's the douche for putting an engagement ring in something she is allergic too. Hardly says 'i want to spend the rest of my life with you'
BikerMike 0
They are both stupid *******. He is a ******** for hiding the ring in the chocolate and she is a **** face for throwing it into the trash.
barrytwonk 0
if i was the boyfriend i would almost definitely go apeshit, you didnt have to destroy it! i would have asked for it back and got the ring out... if omeone gives you something you cant use dont just immediately get pissed and destroy it, even if he should know you are allergic to it.
mrzero 0
I guess u need to get laid to open your dumb head
zootsuit 0
wow, you sound like a bitch. even if he forgot that your allergic to chocolate, getting mad and throwing it IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL is just a bitch thing to do. if you're like that now, imagine after a few years of marriage! =P way to screw that up, i hope he came to his senses and returned the ring
lolly_lolly 0
your an ungrateful bitch:/ YDI! he did it cuz he loves you! you didn't have to yell at him you could have said oh honey you know I'm alergic! so ya ur a real bitch or that I hope he's real mad with u
thousandinone 0
"It's the thought that counts-" stories like this are precisely why that statement is bullshit. YDI, and congrats to him- gives him an easy out. Hope it didn't cost him too much, but learning you're a ******* psycho BEFORE getting married is certainly worth whatever he paid for the ring.
rhythmbandit 0
that sounds like a choking hazard to me
TenebrificTurtle 0
Yeah she shouldn't have chucked it, but what type of "thoughtful gift" is something that can kill you. While it was a nice gesture to buy her something, it undermines the whole "I love you and want to marry you" if he forgets something important like that. Perhaps he is forgetful all the time? She's allergic, I would be pissed if my boyfriend tried to kill me, even if the murdering was sweet. And she didn't know the ring was in there. Next time try putting it on top of the desert, it won't get chocolate in iffy places.