Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
PurttyGurlSwaqq 0
YDI for letn him ferqet daht stuff && still bn wit him . ! Bahaha ish yuh qot fooled more then twice . ! YDI
apefaceddog 0
Are you handicapped?
apefaceddog 0
Forgetting your name is pretty pathetic, but the other stuff makes you seem pathetic for expecting him to remember. Stop being so high maintenance. Can you imagine what it would be like if for every person he knows, or even every person in his family, he had to remember this many dates?
sarrahp5 0
really? feb 14th is valentines day every year they advertise it and all sorts of shit....and its not that hard to remember a few dates....
sarrahp5 0
does he even know hes your boyfriend? i mean he doesnt remember ur name? really?
Trivious 0
You know, YOU chose to stick around for that . . . . . . . .
archer79 0
no right to boohoo when you stick with the jerk
noxeris 3
Maybe he needs to go to the doctor for memory loss...
Ienjoymylife13 0
Thank God my girlfriend doesn't give a shit about anniversaries. It's just the stupidest thing, really. We're just boyfriend and girlfriend, and we know that. If we are gonna go farther, then we might remember are anniversary for our engagement or proposal day, etc. 4 years, and growing. (we've been going at it since I was 14 and she 13) I duh bomb. But that's kind of sad that somebody could forget a name of a person that you've been with for days/weeks/months.
Animallover36 0
He doesn't know your freaking name?! That's ridiculous! What kind of boyfriend does that?! That's horrible! How long have u been dating him?
paleknight47 0
fake and gay
JRaf92 0
so u're a stalker and he doesn't know u exist?