Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
devyn0426 3
holy shit; dump him!!
BambooSwitches 0
you're kind of stupid for being with him
ChiefLancaster 0
Your Canadian, you must be some dumb squaw, or some stupid french ****,, be lucky your even with a guy, and not riding a battery operated broom stick you dumb ho... Either that or your some chinese **** that came over in a sea container from Shanghai...
sassyjaja 0
you are plain stupid if he is still your boyfriend. press the eject button and find someone worthy :-)
woosah 16
is this boyfriend u speak of real orrrrrr?
xxmichaelxx 0
and your still with this guy because...
Palmy_fml 0
what a jerk
deviable 9
you should forget that he's your boyfriend.
Martini94 0
you're a ******* dumbass. why would you stay with him for so long if he forgot your birthday and name? YDI for being a stupid bitch
Kj800 0
I feel your pain, the Mrs is like that too. The upside is I get a make up bj once she realizes she forgot :>] Does he crack you off nicely to make up for his transgressions later?