Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
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iTzSelverZz 14
Butt was it good?
Llama24 14
He's a keeper
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Comments (55)
Jinxsie 27
OP didn't break the guitar. The boyfriend did. OP just bought a new one.
PikidiliJo 12
Sounds like hes a bit of an ass
Jinxsie 27
I can't tell if you're using a pun or being a buttwipe.
SuperMew 22
Was it complimentary? Some people pay more than that in therapy, so at least you know your ass is worthy of musical accolades.
fractured_ 22
...at least he cares?
Jasim 17
He's funny. What's the problem?
zeemonster424 15
Some of the most successful songs are about butts... Maybe you have yourself a musical genius in disguise!
Curtis66 19
Butt was it worth it?
DevinCam03 14
Whats wrong with that?
k8Pluss 8
Inspiration al and comes from somewhere
slynoble32 11
The booty is something you cherish! Something you love! Something that no song could fully show the amount of love we have for the booty