Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
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Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me, "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty." FML
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deepfrey 0
Meh, these CoD FMLs are getting boring, and becoming the same.
FYLDeep 26
Ever spend a week completely busy doing work, school, etc, then when you have time off you don't really have anything to say to your friends. The conversation is really boring like: "Hey, what's up?" "Been busy this whole week." "So you do anything interesting?" "Noo..." Especially in this case if it's someone you know really well like a girlfriend. You're just not going to have anything worth talking about. If you really want to talk and stuff, go out and do something together. He probably just didn't want to get lost in some boring conversation with no point.
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michalch98 4
um WTF no girl plays cod at my school I live In. a rich school where evryone has like xboxes and shit so uknow they can afford thm it's just that they go uptown always or idkbur still sorta can't see that happening srry to all gamer girls p.s. PSN michalch98 mw2 tenth prestige bitch!! sorta got tired of it now
waffenfabrik 0
Well, then all of the girls there are prissy, dramatic, little bitches. Nein, just kidding. I just had to say that.
OMGJASMiNE 0
COD is amazinq(:
Slipknot1029 0
Call of Duty wins again!
daredevil2x5 0
cod is the shit ill rape any of you fags that wanna go
daredevil2x5 0
I own at CoD hit me up on there my xbox GT is: MEGATRONvv
steven11x 0
your boy friend is a dork i would dump him if i were you
_Savannahrae_ 0
Play CoD with him. Its badass.
sean01 0
don't depend on him. he takes things for granted.. let him realize the value(you)...
RawrrBaybeeh 0
it comes down to cod.. which one was it. waw or modern warfare.. if anyone is down to play my gamertag is RawrrBaybeeh :) some of us don't have to just "say we play" #40
k_anne 0
so many guys play CoD, are you really that surprised ? besides, CoD is awesome . ask him to teach you how to play . you get to spend more time with each other and he can still game , it's a win for both of you