Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me, "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty." FML
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deepfrey 0
Meh, these CoD FMLs are getting boring, and becoming the same.
FYLDeep 26
Ever spend a week completely busy doing work, school, etc, then when you have time off you don't really have anything to say to your friends. The conversation is really boring like: "Hey, what's up?" "Been busy this whole week." "So you do anything interesting?" "Noo..." Especially in this case if it's someone you know really well like a girlfriend. You're just not going to have anything worth talking about. If you really want to talk and stuff, go out and do something together. He probably just didn't want to get lost in some boring conversation with no point.
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lilkim_fml 0
call of duty kills people.. REAL people... people play to much, get fat and die.. life... the game is stupid and dump him if you're not happy with his communcation level, or what you should call it... promise him gorgeous sex if he stops playingXD
booo5 1
hes such a dik thats what happens wen u like guys that like video games not such a good idea :[ my cuzin doesnt get out of the house because of that game lol
koala1324 0
All boys talk about these days is Call of Duty. What idiots.
blah_pxgz 0
Okay, for all the hypicrytical girls out there, you have your shopping time, we like our call of duty time, If you have a problem about it, don't bitch. If you really want his attention then you have two choices, play with him or put out. If he hasn't been talking to you much then your not putting out enough or your being extremely bitchy. Also, OP, you said in the post that he has hardly talked to you throughout the week, which means, HE HAS talked to you. so wtf are you whining about. I bet your the kind that just has to be the center of attention or your life just sucks. when will girls get it though there heads, we do not want to talk to you 24/7 every day and week for the year, we have to have our personal time too. for the idiots, really think about what your posting before you do because you might just end up looking like a prick yourself..
blah_pxgz 0
oh and thats so much different than you girls going to the store and having such a drama fest when you find some clothes or make up or even shoes, most guys dont really give a crap what your wearing as long as it comes off. so dont judge.
chickie12 0
wow just wow
Omegacorruption 0
Go play Cod too and maybe you can spend more time with him. Thats what my fiancee does.
CourtneyBeth12 0
I looovvvveee COD. And I'm a 12 yr old girl lol
callofdutyrox 0
lol, cod ftw and fyi im also a girl!!
AFuckinCrocodile 6
Be happy he has a good relationship with your brother. And don't be such a bitch,he doesn't live to talk to you ,he has a life too,and things to do.