Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, wanting to surprise my boyfriend, I shaved everything "down there." When he saw the result, he burst out laughing and said I looked like a plucked chicken. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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Zodaicz 4
...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.
ulicksam 0
It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.
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Comments (222)
Frenchface 0
that is kinda funny in a weird kind of way
khaya 9
That guy is a legend, I'm gonna try that now.
alkaid 14
do you really wanna lose your GF that much ?
docscientist 10
I know, right? Getting a tattoo of a peni...oh wait, it's chest hair and can easily be shaved. I bet it was a joke to make op laugh and she ruined it by not having a sense of humor.
Alex94xela 0
lol Is that the guy from the hangover?
beautifulaspie 0
yeh it is but I believe the picture is from the new show he's in: Community. check it out! he plays a Spanish professor. Señor Chang lol
kyarush 10
ya cuz a sense of humor is grounds for a breakup!
Iknoweverything 29
Lucky it's just hair... shave the rest off!
ScuseMePrincess 2
Grr, baby! Very grr! I think I'm going to go shave my chest hair like that now. You don't deserve your boyfriend, OP.
ReginalUT 0
I think he might be trying to tell you that he is gay! You better get out befvore you catch him cheating on you with another man!
FlashBurn 13
What?! No! She should make him bring him home and all 3 can.have fun, duh! :D
rockefoe 6
HAHAHA that is when you snap a quick photo and RUNNN!!! you'd definitely get 1,000,000 hits on the internet ;)
allmidnighteyes 11
What a winner.
hmlftw 0
Wtf is with your pic change it you look REALLY gay. =
lol_ironic_life 9
You mean what a wiener. Right? ;)
qazwwx 0
^win!
ivanoff 0
at rockefoe- I definatly would shave my chest hair in the shape of a penis for you... in a none perverted way! if that's possible lol btw sd rocks! pb all the way!
rockefoe 6
hahaha how romantic ;) socal what what!
Wildhusky 0
That's hilarious:)
contralucem 0
that's hilarious... unless he decides to keep the hairy penis on his chest