Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
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DncrHap 9
i feel as though... this is a major hint.
Doortje 30
..and with no presents! Which, in my opinion, is the worst of all :(
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Comments (160)
Buschmeister 0
Find yourself a new boyfriend.one that's not so cheap at christmas time and anniversarys
emilyanne123 0
I think he is too cheap to buy you something...he is a jerk...move on
snakelady 3
sounds like its time to move on...he was either too broke to buy you anything or he wanted to be a douchebag and not spend any money on you....either way, its not hard to make a card or something
nicnak99 0
the exact thing happened to me too :(
kimosabe_babe 0
I'm sorry that sucks
trese666 0
dump his sorry ass
gina_555 0
This month is also my bday and one year anniversary.
Emrysa 1
Either he can't afford gifts, which I'm sure you'd understand, if he bothered being honest, or he's a total cheapass. Either way he's too much of a puss to own up, at your expense, during the holidays. If you're so needy you're more worried about being alone than dating a total loser YDI.
loveyouall81 2
this calls for a new man. looks like you get to spend all that time playing hide the salami
canter91 3
He probably did it on purpose, so he doesn't have to buy gifts for OP for all of these occasions. Sounds like a cheapskate to me.