Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Top comments
Emrysa 1
Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.
I_am_that_guy 0
the best friend sounds cooler than the bf
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Comments (254)
jinxthejinx 0
Ok… have the moderators decided they just don't care anymore?
ohthebloodygore 16
17, sometimes small things are missed. I bet half the people who have read this FML didn't notice the error.
joshsgirlfriendd 0
lmao my boyfriend told me the exact same thing, but about my ex. lol gotta love gamers
okmankk 4
lol us dudes are like that
spade1997 0
nerdddddddd
sweetdreams20 0
weird don't sound like men to me
blownfuse 0
hmm u sound shallow to me ...
sweetdreams20 0
exactly
sickchiverzz 4
and THAT'S why I love being a guy
DerFuhrer33 0
Shoot I hope cinn doesn't comment. She doesn't know crap about video games to begin with.
sweetdreams20 0
can't wait for black ops
ohthebloodygore 16
26, and you know Cinn doesn't play video games because...? 29, November 9! :) For the UK at-least.
FromdaBoot 4
the US release as well
CallMeHush 1
Funny, I've asked a similar question. Your friend has the right idea.
THEMIKEY517 0
all problems can be solved on Halo. lol
nirvanafan94 0
agreed.
muffinlizzie 7
Haha, WIN!
maphineRAWRS 10
HAH WIN TO YOUR FRIEND! :D that makes me like him more, not think fml