Today, my sister announced her engagement to my ex-boyfriend, who she’d stolen from me. She got upset that I told her I’m not attending her wedding, nor congratulating her. Since she’s “Christian” her logic is “What God joined together, let no man separate.” Yeah, right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my best friend announced her engagement to my ex. We broke up two days ago. I’m no longer speaking to her. She tells me I’m being a drama queen and to “stop throwing a pity party” because “If he was the one he would still be with you.” FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, my best friend refuses to attend my wedding, all because I’m marrying her ex. He left her for me but didn’t cheat. We just fell in love and he had the decency to leave the relationship before starting to date me. She refuses to understand that no matter how hard I try to explain. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, my sister-in-law is refusing to let me or my children be a part of her kids' lives. She’s even going as far as trying to make my brother stop speaking to us as well. Why? Simply because I'm an atheist. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Yeah, she should have seen that one coming a mile away. She and your ex can do whatever they want, since it's a free country, but she can't seriously expect you to be happy and accepting about it unless she's a self-centered moron.
RichardPencil 32
You forgot the corollary: What God joins, no MAN can tear asunder, but a ***** can.
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RichardPencil 32
You forgot the corollary: What God joins, no MAN can tear asunder, but a ***** can.
Bogrbon 27
Yeah, she should have seen that one coming a mile away. She and your ex can do whatever they want, since it's a free country, but she can't seriously expect you to be happy and accepting about it unless she's a self-centered moron.
poopface82 25
If she knew anything about the Bible, and since she’s using it to club people with her agenda, she probably doesn’t, she would understand that the whole “no divorce” rule was Jesus trying to protect women, nothing more. At that time, women were extremely vulnerable and were SOL if their husband traded them in - it was damn near impossible for them to support themselves or find a husband again. Basically they were ******. That’s why Jesus said “no divorce” and also added the caveat of adultery - it’s an out in case a wife did something to “deserve” her fate.
kitten79TX 5
Except this post has nothing to do with adultery, so your response makes no sense. O.P. said ex-BOYFRIEND not ex-husbamd. There was no adultery involved, only fornication (presumably), which is a whole other biblical issue. So, yeah, the sister still doesn't have a leg to stand on if she's going the Bible route.
JackWood 21
Apparently tearing apart siblings is part of God's plan.
aninconle 4
The correct response to her is "I am no man!"
Charlie Given 28
I always felt it was incredibly asinine how Christians always have some bullshit excuse using God to justify their behavior in society it's like they never actually read the ******* book they worship 🤦♂️
Grumpy Jack 27
Read or understood its true meaning.
kitten79TX 5
Her logic is flawed, they aren't "joined together" yet.