Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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Streamroller 0
Wow, I wish you were my gf. Dressing up as Sailor Mars would be HOT! Sailor Venus is hotter though....
UllNeverKnow 0
Most pathetic thing I've EVER heard... Get a life...
Nicolai_Tansy 0
hahaha!!! i agree, the way i'd find a guy is bvased on whether or not he knows what i like, and might like it too. but yeah, still ******* hilarious, and props to you for cosplaying!!!
Jarlais 0
I'm afraid you're the loser here
katgurl 13
*too
joshlavey09 0
F your life because youre such a ******. i hate you and all yall faggots defending her
gdbg12 0
you're retarded
Emma_91 0
I hate you and all the homophobic assholes like you. :)
mehwhateverr 0
You deserve it, obviously.
GoldenArias 0
Wow. You are a total loser. For two reasons: 1. You're actually DRESSING UP for an Anime Convention and 2. You considered breaking up with your boyfriend for not knowing the character from an anime show that hasn't been on TV for YEARS. Obsessed much? Pick your battles, you moron. Be grateful he's not screwing another girl or something, for God's sake.
girlwiththebow 0
Really!!! And by the way WTF is sailor man!?!?!?!?!? Your the idiot, idiot