Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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Top comments
hehpoof 0
The guy broke up with her. Over the phone. For a fictional woman. Why would you want to "be serious" with a guy who does that?
blushinFML 0
and this is when dating nerds can backfire.
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Comments (205)
K2snow 0
this guy sounds like he wants to take it up the ass from Han Solo
Jefe_fml 0
Doesn't look like you'll be losing much. That and probably fake, 50% or more of these are.
12345678dance 0
I agree with #20... sounds like someone was trying to come up with one as good as the Edward one
Nicc 0
Err, weirdo. Good thing you got rid of that one.
vox_temperantia 0
This man is living the dream. What game was it, by the way?
alex_vik 1
LOL WUT
Jesus_is_cool 0
she deserved it I bet she was all like "My Edward" as #20 said
blacklagoon_fml 0
Blood elf or night elf, which is it? Any other race but those and he is making a grave mistake... #15 if course it is WoW
RavenXRampage 1
Unless he's got some sorta freaky fetish she can't satisfy, being all humanish. ;) Though it's probably a case of he met a girl who was playing as well, and wants to date her. She may live fairly close and that would be a shared interest. Not all people who play WoW are 45-year-old men. I play WoW. And I have quite a few other female friends who play. None of us are gross pedo nerds.
angrymexican 8
Or it could be a Draenei.
dkcc1988 0
You are obviously a horrible girlfriend and probably don't put out, so your boyfriend decided that spending time with a video game was more fun. Learn you lesson and maybe you won't end up living alone with lots of cats when you get older.
zoo_fml 0
one word; NOOB.