Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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Top comments
hehpoof 0
The guy broke up with her. Over the phone. For a fictional woman. Why would you want to "be serious" with a guy who does that?
blushinFML 0
and this is when dating nerds can backfire.
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Comments (205)
olivejuice 0
It was WoW, wasn't it... I bet it was.... I f-ckin hate WoW!!!!! Soooo time-consuming & pointless, not to mention nerdy as hell!!! My husband plays it, and I call it his mistress, that's how much time he dedicates to the damn thing.
olivejuice 0
It was WoW, wasn't it... I bet it was.... I f-ckin hate WoW!!!! Sooooo time-consuming & pointless, not to mention nerdy as hell!! My husband plays it and I call it his mistress, that's how much time he didicates to the damn thing.
theoldGP 0
ok great. you're better off without that nerd anyways... who the hell does that?
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
faaake, no one would actually do that
starshine3987 0
Lesson: Don't date teenagers or shut ins who live with their parents.
member0987654321 0
you know, this really isn't a fml, like... he seemed like a total loser anyway, now you can move on to someone who doesn't play online video games or fantasize about fictional animation characters, GO YOUUU! :]
braFTW 0
#130 I rest my case.
Jessica19374698 0
With an actual NPC or a female player that has a female character? I could kind of understand if it was the latter. If it's the former... take him to a damn counselor already.
ChelseaAnn08 0
Damn. Seriously hun, if he dumped you for an ANIMATED character...you should be thankful he broke up with you. That's just freakin weird.
SVelasquez 0
This is why you don't date the game geeks.