Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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hehpoof 0
The guy broke up with her. Over the phone. For a fictional woman. Why would you want to "be serious" with a guy who does that?
blushinFML 0
and this is when dating nerds can backfire.
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Comments (205)
xsydbabyx 0
If it's WoW, he FAILS. Resident Evil 5 ftw (: - S.
Tsukasa_fml 0
I would have just said "Well have fun trying to bang your video game" and hung up.
metsfan710 0
2 things. 1: This is sad, and you're probably better off without him. 2: I'm a pretty big gamer, and play everything from MMORPGs to FPS to strategy, and I'm able to keep a girlfriend. I'm sorry, this is just plain sad...
horyo 0
Maybe he's gay and is trying to struggle accepting that, but misplacing his feelings onto a female character? Either way, what he did was immature and rash. I mean, unless you guys had problems earlier, there should have been no reason to build up to this. Btw, guys who don't have sex with girls because of Video-games at certain times (especially new releases) is understandable. Ending an entire relationship on that basis is extreme.
stridercab 12
I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!!!!! Digital chicks are hawt.
blackbetty_fml 0
How'd you ever end up dating a guy like that?
mylife1sfucked 0
THAT IS SO GAY **** him u deserve better guys
ngpark3 0
Dude needs to turn in his man card for immediate disposal, aka shredding then burning, then pissing on the ashes then feeding the ashes to him, then killing him, burning him, have a dog pee on the ashes, have the dog eat the ashes, poop it out and then burn it again just to be sure. That way there will hopefully be no evidence of this great crime against humanity and all men across the world. May God be with all of us for your ex's insurrection, horrible horrible insurrection. Wow that was intense.
Samrl22 0
#162 you have issues.... but we did get the point. and dont fyl fhl a guy who dumps a real live girl for a computer girl should probably rethink his entire existence and intill further notice Im going to deny him of his manliness
lunchmeat317 0
You need to gain some levels and up your poly count.