Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
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foilindo 0
look at it this way. it's 27 people who want to date you!!! :-)
moosemonkey1000 6
Or 27 people who want to date him.
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Comments (184)
AyeeArieel 5
maybee the 27 ppl who likeed it likeed the fact tht ur singlee ?;)
im_awsome 2
wassup with the double ee's is it reeally that necessary ?
HarryMcC 1
was it really necessary for you to have double ee's in really?
LaylaaMariee 0
Do you peoplee on heree attack everybody for EVERY singlee thing theey do?! :( Damn peoplee, get a lifee.
happyasianman422 9
i see what you did there
coocoo7_fml 0
Those 27 people can go do shit. But most of all...those 27 people don't deserve to be your friends. I bet that you can find a guy better then the one you had and he will love you more and not do that. Those 27 people aren't worth of cryin' for him. They can all go smoke pot..you deserve better people.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Please, please, PLEASE teach me how to do shit.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
42- The same way you suck a **** of course lol.
LaylaaMariee 0
Both of you shut the hell up. this comment was really nice, and made a great point, and yet, you still have shit to say.. WTF?
geeksaresexy 18
It didn't actually make any sense!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
I don't know why my phone doesn't show our previous comments but whom ever said for us to stop talking needs to pull the stick of of their anus. seriously I was joking and I am sure the person who commented on the "do shit" part was also. Even though this person meant well, it's impossible to read the whole comment without laughing at the lack of sentence structure. I mean what does the 27 people have to do with tears being shed over him? And what kind of insult is "go smoke pot"? Okay, don't mind if I do. wtf?! lol
DerKaiser1 0
no your just an ass who doesnt understand shit so STFU ASSHOLE
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
hahaha!!!! That's a good one!!! Perfect example of the stupid insults!!! I give you props, I didn't think anyone would be so funny!!! BTW, my name is Mean Mr. Mustard(it's a Beatles song incase you have not heard), what did you expect? That's like saying your shit smells like roses. it doesn't, mine stinks and so does yours. I am an asshole and your insults suck a ****(haha, get it!!*points to my first comment*). It is what it is.
XxThrasherxX 0
Awwww that sucks
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Hey!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
maybe they didn't like him
chocomilk82 0
it would suck if you only had 27 friends
ryanst 7
Assuming her ex still has her added, that would mean either he liked his own post, or OP did.
BigStackPoker 0
since it was your wall, and those are your friends, I think it's obvious that those are 27 people who want to date you and/or hate your boyfriend.
dayellethescene 0
Awh that's harsh): fyl OP. you can find someone better.
tayruru 0
That's a new record! :D
im_awsome 2
27 is my lucky number lol ps. youre better off without that douchebag
im_awsome 2
see what I'm saying, i just notice my comment is number 27 : D
ryno101 3
none of you have considered that maybe op is a complete bitch, maybe she deserves it, we only have one side of the story here people! 27 people did like the status change after all...
emilieee_fml 0
but how do we even know they were her actual friends, im friends with people on facebook who im not going to even talk to in real life soooo all those people could be complete bitches
zcrane4 0
thank you sir I'm not the only one! GO GUYS!