sayhey22
Sullivan, United States
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
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MrSassypants 34
You'll soon progress to the toast popping up into the air and you putting butter on it mid-air and catching it with a plate.
whatsittoyabitch 15
Destroy it when he sleeps.
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idioticmess 15
dont worry, youll think of someway to get back at him op. lol
sthrnbell 9
Sounds like a D-Bag if he is like that now, it will not get better. Break up and walk away.. It's only the beginning of ur nughtmare!
yzgu 9
Adjust to it? I think not. Look the asshole in the eye as you smash it with a hammer . . . and dump the inconsiderate asshole boyfriend. Immediately. A MAN never is that inconsiderate to a woman. Especially a woman he's supposed to be emotionally involved with. Seriously, kill the toaster for closure. Dump the boy (he's not a man) for your mental health.
sayhey22 19
The ****...?
biloxi_girl 22
What the hell is wrong with you #60???
OnlyOneSnoopy 4
Seriously, something is wrong with you. Are you a feminazi or something?
somechick8266 14
haha sorry but this made me laugh because every time the toast pops up i jump.
Dark_ages1400s 2
Open it up and snip the green wire, that goes to the sound box, no more beeping
hegchog12 18
Hopefully it's not like the movies where snipping the red one blows it up.
aly_s19 10
just scream every time the guy wants toast
MadJessTic 29
I'd break it while he's not around and then claim innocence