sayhey22
Sullivan, United States
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
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MrSassypants 34
You'll soon progress to the toast popping up into the air and you putting butter on it mid-air and catching it with a plate.
whatsittoyabitch 15
Destroy it when he sleeps.
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Joshwarrior 39
I think me and your bf would get along lol i would say you will get over it with time but you probably won't.
badmandilon 19
See the bright side: It will help you to confront your fears.
Colon_Man 17
You mean the dark side... depending on the toaster setting.
lvg_fml 10
I think you will adjust after a while and once you do he will probably use it less. It's your reaction he's looking for
redneck63 5
He probably only does it to mess with you if you act like it doesn't bother you he would probably quit doing it as much
Planking_potato 24
What you do is you put the toaster in the room really close to him while he is sleeping and cook toast. All you need to do is wait for it too beep. Then he might understand why you dont like it.
killer0689 20
nice one ;)
chosha_fml 27
Do you really think he's doing this because he doesn't understand why she doesn't like it? He understands. He just finds it funny.
MLardinos 14
If he is like my husband it won't even wake him. My man can sleep through anything.
sayhey22 19
That's what he does
xEliteVenom 14
Your account says you're single though? I can't tell if you made this up.
badgercheese94 16
wiiiimp!
False_Stupidity 42
Now that would be an awesome product idea. A toaster that emits a blood curdling scream when done.
rabbitstew45 4
So, two things pop up and make noise when his toast is ready.
clemscott 10
Doesn't every toaster pop the bread up?