Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
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TorabisuDandois 3
I think they are a gay couple because the writer states, "sex with another guy." If it were a straight couple, the writer would/should have said, "sex with a guy." They could still be a straight couple...the writer just needs to learn to clarify better.
Voldy_fml 16
Gryffindor^
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Comments (64)
etherealjoy 0
THATS ******! im so glad i dont have your life!
Dooms_day 5
lol omg wtf
rayyrayray 0
THAT'S SO ******* HOTT!! Sexyy make it a threesome
PokeyStix 3
I don't agree with #2, when she/he said 'sex with another man' she/he could well be stressing the fact that it's with a man... another as in a man, as he is a man. Anyway, enough Grammar Nazi-ing. If you're a girl... GRRRL, DUMP HIS ASS! If you're a guy... GRRRL, DUMP HIS ASS!
bobmarley16x420 0
I learned today that all mac users homos
GothamKnight 0
Macs all day!!! Dump the gay cheater, though.
SookMauNoots 0
FHL
bigraws23 0
How did you not know?
305alive 0
you are a retard. you did a wonderful job of making this shit up.
I_iz_epic 0
Anyone notice that the OP's nickname is "theamericandream"? I didn't think the American Dream was being a gay cheater O_o