Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching... - FML

By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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Friday 11 December 2009 16:08

hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills

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Friday 11 December 2009 16:03

aww he sounds funny!

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YDI for spelling Schwarzenegger wrong.

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