Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try a new "exotic" restaurant that just recently opened. I paid almost a hundred bucks for a bowl of oily meat sludge and a bunch of mushy vegetables, then got to shit my brains out all night. Exotic my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
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Goldone9876 4
Near Evansville, Indiana? Very popular there. They used cow brains until Mad Cow Disease and then switched to pig. I don't know if they've switched back.
RichardPencil 32
Is the sandwich made OF fried brains, or is it for people WITH fried brains? Or both?
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RichardPencil 32
Is the sandwich made OF fried brains, or is it for people WITH fried brains? Or both?
Thaylok 17
Dahlmer family restaurants, Fried Brian brains.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Fried Brian brains? Damn, Peter's gonna be pissed and even Stewie may be disturbed.
tiptoppc 21
Fun the surviving family can enjoy!
Goldone9876 4
Near Evansville, Indiana? Very popular there. They used cow brains until Mad Cow Disease and then switched to pig. I don't know if they've switched back.
spinningrecords 14
All he needed was fava beans and Chianti and he would have been in heaven.