Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
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xFaust_fml 12
Take him to Hell, Michigan.
Khatog 1
Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.
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Comments (83)
loveyahun 0
ok... What is everyones obsession with sandwiches?! Why can't that lazy slob of a man go make his own damn sandwich. Sorry he said that to you...he was probably just kiddin
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
Rayn4u_fml 0
And guys only love women who act and smell like their mummies. YD-a bitch slap!
citygirlnomore 0
maybe all guys are assholes
scarsnstars45 0
The really sad part for you is that now you know how smart that ****** REALLY is, total YDI…crazy ho! ……a sammichez myght hve foolt hims (first was dead on)
Lisa89 3
Dump him if you don't like it..
sunnystar189 0
What an asshole.
teanque 0
take him to Hell, michigain in the winter time & tell him put up or shut up!
PinkRoseLove 0
i think hell did freeze over this past month or so with CO's below freezing temps so tell him to STFU
Anteezy 7
Work on your relationship and your behavior as well, there has to be a valid reason for him to say this and if there wasn't he is crazy, in which case dump him you don't want to marry a crazy person anyway!
MangeMoi_fml 0
An then yu said "Screw yu!" and yu both laughed and went to sleep together. No FML's here.
RuralNinja 0
Hell is frozen over. Hell, Michigan that is.