Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
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fakkumairaifu 14
What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.
heart604 0
movies have killed romance for you
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Punkartmama 0
He sounds awesome. Girls just can't apprieciate a good guy. Life isn't a freaking movie!
Elksy 0
That was incredibly sweet. Sweeter than "I love you", because that's just often just a line you spout. What he said shows actual consideration and caring.
FML9500 0
shut up and stop complaining. ive never even met my boyfriend so consider yourself lucky. >.> id kill just to meet him once and youre here complaining because you hadnt seen him in a week and he said something adorable? wow. grow up.
EatMyCrayonz 0
Why the **** have u never seen ur boyfriend?
lostfaithinpppl 19
FML9500, I have news for you. If you've NEVER seen your boyfriend then he's not your boyfriend. I can't decide if your comment sounds more juvenile or creepy.
romaunts 0
Internet boyfriends don't count if you've never met them. ;P I bet your 'boyfriend' is an old pedophile. He's gonna rape you. ;) Does it not occur to you that, to be dating someone, you have to at least go on a /date/ with them? Yeah, I've had a couple of LDR... and, yeah, I met some online... but I bothered meeting them first- and safely. duh. Get a life, kid. What are you, 13? Can't get a boy around town? Sad panda, resorting to people you don't know at all. and, believe me, no matter how much he tells you about him and his life- even if it's true- you don't know him... at all. You learn from people's behaviours, and the way they really act (people tend to be different online, purposely or just because it's the internet- more freedom and more anonymity) only if you've actually spent time with them.
alexandraa_fml 0
How nieve can you be ?
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Enough to spell "naive" wrong...
blah123blah 0
I think it might be a FML because the OP has a license, but her boyfriend says, "you can't drive" because she is a women.
Starfire22 5
That's assuming alot...
romaunts 0
You go be ignorant somewhere else. It's general knowledge: Don't feed the troll... because they don't look stupid for what they say, you look stupid for taking it seriously. Plus, it just encourages them, since they're getting a response. ;)
cassiak 0
I would have laughed so hard. My boyfriend always does this to me too, but I find it hilarious. At least he's real and not a player. You should be happy!
xiaolaza 0
how can this be an fmk? it's like every small thing becomes and fmk
Lia_Mackenzie 4
FMK...F*** My...Knife? o.O
Lia_Mackenzie 4
FMK? ... F*ck My...Knife? o.O
theblazian 0
I did that once..... luckily they were able to sew everything back together..... Still wouldn't suggest doing it though.
theblazian 0
Did that once.... luckily everything was able to be fixed surgically.... still wouldn't recommend anyone else to do it though.
Novori 0
Oh, for the love of god. Boo hoo, I haven't seen my boyfriend for a week. Try dealing with an LDR, and not seeing your boyfriend for four months. Better yet, try being a soldier's wife, and wait 7+ months to see your husband. Gazing into each others eyes my ass. This is a lame FML.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Thank you! Well said. OP, grow up and get a ******* life.
rogue25 0
very well said my husband is currently in Iraq so this one week bullshit is just that.
leiziueyes 0
tandem bikes are the most romantic vehicle you can ride.
honeyandgrime 3
1.) After only a week? That seems a little... exaggerated. Try two weeks, a month, several months... 2.) He was actually being really sweet. He wants to be able to see you and do things. He was trying to be thoughtful and considerate, it seems. 3.) If you were a cool chick, this would be an MLIA or MLIG post.
testing_fml 0
I don't see the FML part. A two-seater bike would be awesome.