Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
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fakkumairaifu 14
What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.
heart604 0
movies have killed romance for you
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Comments (130)
meheeeen 0
He's romantic AND creative! Life isn't a chick flick so keep those expectations a little less unrealistic next time.
Prawn_fml 2
Sounds romantic, sensible and useful. He wouldn't invest in a non-sharable thing like that if he didn't aim to stick around. Instead of expecting him to read your mind, act on your own impulses. Tell him you love him and haul him in for a kiss.
noclevername 0
YLIA
courtinkerbell 0
Oh no, one week.
GingerNinja 18
The two seater bike comment sounds way cooler than the "i love you" and kiss thing...
containsnosoy 0
Sounds like you're confusing fictional life with reality. I totally agree with 133. And if you want the whole "I love you"/kiss thing to happen, do it yourself!
poetictragedy72 0
Sorry that your boyfriend isn't totally cliche and predictable?
ColdGold 6
Nothing says, "I love you." Like a two seater, eh? You both get to exercise while you're getting somewhere, eh? Look nice for each other. It says, "We'll live some where we can ride this thing . . . together." Well, unless, he can't plan very well, and you want a car. Sounds like a f my life for your boyfriend. Eh?
wiegehtesdir 0
it saddens me that you don't see the fun in that.
Arancaytar 0
He probably just misremembered the words of the song he was trying to quote. It's supposed to go "Daisy, Daisy," or something like that. In Space Odyssey?