Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
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Dalarsco 0
How can people possibly think she deserved it?
Ell363 0
That's when you start flipping off everyone you pass on the road while he's driving, then they take down his license plate number and beat his sorry ass later.
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Comments (149)
Funtertaining11 0
#58, you have a point, but really? The guy should've been brave enough to tell her it was over before they started driving. That's 3 hours of their lives they'll never get back.
Shadic 0
I like how everybody calling the guy an idiot or a dick goes off and makes wild claims about him.
jabagaba 0
Lol @ #60 It's so easy to "hook-up" and "break-up" these days. Just so easy, isn't it. Reminds me of this: "Things are to be used, and humans are to be loved. The reason we all are in such a mess is because things are being loved, and humans are being used."
Person_Man 0
lol #59 is right. Foolish Fems FTL
FrenchyTheFry 0
"What a dumbass. I mean, he couldn't wait the last hour? Maybe there was someone else he was meeting when he got back? Whatever, you are clearly better off without him. #12 - 04/21/2009 at 2:12pm by genius_man16" this post really really backs me up. what a dumbass.
thematchboxthief 0
I've totally been there. The guy I was dating at the time and I had been together for about a year and he was staying at my house for midterm break from the college we both attended. He broke up with me two days into break and with 3 left to go. Talk about uncomfortable. To top it off, two weeks later he asked out the girl he'd been texting non stop all break whom he swore was "just a friend." On the 3 hour drive back to campus, I belted into song with "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers; I thought it fitting. He didn't seem to think it was as funny as I did. Three months later I talked him through breaking up with this girl who he finally realized was just a rebound. He also realized he made a mistake when he left me. Simple win. :)
GabriLee 0
#50... Stop being a jerk. They spelled one word wrong in the whole post and I sure as heck wouldn't go google the spelling of a word just for posting a comment on FML. Considering the grammar fail online these days, you picked the wrong person to freak out at. PS. The little red line only appears on a mac. Not all of us have one.
Kickinchicken213 3
Most Awkward Car Ride EVER.
xxwilkywayxx 0
What made me laugh is many of the ones in support of the girl, were by mostly girls and vice versa. #69 Actually it appears with Mozilla Firefox on a PC as well.
chimol 0
Poor you, unless you did something wrong that caused the break up.